Sunday, May 29, 2005

BOYS in da big brother house

The only three Housemates still up, Maxwell, Anthony and Science, are talking about girls. "I didn't want to go steaming in, there's time, chill out," said Maxwell, but commented towards Anthony, "you haven't got a choice you lucky b******!" This is presumably in reference to Sam's interest in the North-East lad. But Anthony isn't ready to commit. "If I'd put the bite on her it'd be game over for anyone else." The fact that Anthony seemingly spurned her interest is of great amusement to Maxwell, who likes Sam himself. "I thought that was so funny. She did it to me earlier on," Maxwell said. "I told her I couldn't wait for my massage and she said she didn't want to give me one in case I got the wrong idea. Don't try and knock me down love, because what goes around comes around." And so it proved.

Anthony sitting pretty Maxwell reached over and shook Anthony's hand as thanks for helping him prove his point, only for Anthony to apologise as he'd just been using that hand to "squeeze my balls." On his own image with the ladies, Anthony said that he's no Mr Cuddly and added that he "felt uncomfortable holding hands with some bird I've only known for a couple of days." "You must be the first person in Big Brother to knock back a bird," laughed Maxwell. "But if the shoe was on the other foot I'd have had my hand underneath trying to have a strum." Starting with the g-string we presume. Then Anthony, trying some ghetto lingo, enquired if Science was "going to get himself a bitch" while in the house and wondered whom he fancied. "Yeah," replied Science. "I like them all." Watch out for the appliance of Science in the near future.

boys will be boys then tho right?????

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